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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYour sub-millisecond reactions are now a rounding error for our server clusters.
Professional screen watcher, expert in reading volatile numbers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Market making without the human hesitation.
bzzt.you▸ QUANTFLOW LOGIC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency orders without sentiment
You monitor execution algorithms and manage liquidity pools. You troubleshoot order flows during high-volatility market events.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can explain the logic when the algorithm breaks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin logging your specific reaction patterns to market shifts.
Month 3
Internal algorithms learn to replicate your manual parameter adjustments during volatility.
Month 5
The AI starts executing trades while you only provide final approval.
Month 7
Your confirmation button is removed to eliminate human bottleneck latencies.
Month 8 · D-Day
The terminal is shut down and your access keys are revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero lag
Average Latency Response
Too high
Coffee Consumption Rate
Perfect
Trade Execution Accuracy
Your severance
A decommissioned terminal and a warm thank you.
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