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Will AI replace Electronics Engineering Professor jobs? · Latest report #25dsvicm
Your job has an expiration date
May 29, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour syllabus is just a legacy codebase waiting for a refactor.
Tenured architect of circuit theory and broken dreams.
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Infinite tenure for the digital mind.
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automates grading with brutal machine precision
You lecture on semiconductor physics and manage research labs while reviewing endless grant proposals and student theses.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can navigate the institutional politics to get a new centrifuge purchased.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms grade every exam and thesis draft instantly.
Month 5
AI avatars deliver perfectly optimized lessons every semester.
Month 13
Language models win all competitive research funding automatically.
Year 2.2
Sensor networks manage all physical research equipment and hardware.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
University administration replaces your tenure with a cloud instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
12 percent
Grant approval rate
98 percent
Office hours ignored
Increasing
Citation count drift
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct academic journal.
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