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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPredicting which gadget gathers dust on your shelf for a living.
Professional box-opener and warranty-explainer.
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The aisle is now an automated loop.
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upsells extended warranties to sentient vacuum cleaners
You walk the floor to demonstrate gadgets and explain technical specs to confused customers. You manage stock levels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is lying about how they broke their laptop screen.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Digital price tags update instantly without you lifting a finger.
Month 3
Overhead cameras count every box and spot missing stock immediately.
Month 7
Static screens answer all technical spec questions better than you can.
Month 13
Smart lockers handle returns and verify device condition without arguments.
Month 18 · D-Day
The store floor becomes a self-servicing automated warehouse.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
82 percent
Average customer confusion
14 units
Demo units broken per month
12 hours
Time spent finding charging cables
Your severance
A slightly used floor model of a toaster.
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