Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Elementary School Tutor jobs? · Latest report #ymejz34e
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour infinite patience is just a bug in your biological code.
Professional breaker of educational plateaus and snack-time supervisor.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Patience that never needs a coffee break.
brr.you▸ EDUBOT PRIMARY 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects frustration and recalibrates the lesson difficulty
You guide children through math problems and reading drills. You provide emotional encouragement during learning plateaus.
The one thing AI can't do
You notice when a student is sad, not just when they get an answer wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software tracks exactly which math concepts cause students to hesitate.
Month 7
The AI learns to mimic your tone when correcting common mistakes.
Month 16
Dashboards replace your handwritten charts and daily session logs.
Year 2.2
Touch-screens provide the immediate feedback you currently offer manually.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The pods arrive and your desk is repurposed for a charger.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Finite
Average patience level
12 percent
Student engagement drift
4 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software that replaced you.
Discussion
