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September 24, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are literally chasing giant beasts with a bucket and shovel.
Professional path-clearer in a very high-stakes environment.
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Sucking up chaos before the parade starts.
squeeze.youAI▸ PACHYDERM-VAC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
vacuums entire city blocks in minutes
Clearing massive piles of animal waste during public processions to maintain street hygiene and aesthetic standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot the exact moment a nervous elephant decides to strike.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Cameras track the exact timing and location of waste events.
Month 4
AI predicts high-traffic dumping zones for optimal machine placement.
Month 9
Robotic units deploy to follow the parade at a distance.
Month 17
High-powered suction nozzles engage immediately upon waste detection.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Humans are officially banned from the parade route for safety.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
2.5 tons
Tons of waste per parade
450 swings
Shovel strikes per block
Slow
Average escape speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial-strength floral air freshener.
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