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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling vertical transport to clients who would rather walk than talk.
Regional sales expert for motorized vertical metal boxes.
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Optimising vertical displacement with zero human friction.
bzzt.youAI▸ ELEVATEPROCURE-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates tender responses in fifty languages
You pitch complex motor systems for industrial lifts and manage technical tender bids across massive, spread-out geographical regions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is bluffing about their elevator motor budget during lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardised software templates eliminate your need to manually draft proposals.
Month 4
Smart sensors report site progress directly to the head office.
Month 9
High-res cameras replace your physical presence at lift inspections.
Month 15
AI-led logistics software clears customs without human intervention.
Month 21 · D-Day
Automated bidding bots finalise all regional motor sales internally.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
72 percent
Time spent in transit
4 per year
Missed tender deadlines
too high
Coffee consumption during bids
Your severance
One free elevator ride to the ground floor.
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