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Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsYour desk is just a human-shaped queue for our processing engine.
Master of spreadsheets, gatekeeper of the state database.
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Approving lives at the speed of light.
bzzt.youAI▸ BENEFIT-LOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies applications with perfect bureaucratic precision
Reviews complex financial documents to decide if applicants get state benefits. Manages high-volume digital case files.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of panic in a client's voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system starts indexing all files you touch for training.
Month 3
Forms fill themselves out while you just click approve.
Month 6
The AI runs in parallel to check your math daily.
Month 9
The system makes the calls; you just sign off.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the server takes over completely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
450
Cases cleared per hour
12%
Human error margin
0
Coffee breaks allowed
Your severance
A warm digital handshake and a generic PDF template.
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