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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour ability to deny benefits is no match for a cold algorithm.
Paper-pusher extraordinaire with a stamp for every rejection.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Denying claims with perfect, unblinking efficiency.
glub.youAI▸ BENEFITBOT V.8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 5000 applications during your lunch break
You process endless stacks of social service applications and verify applicant income data against rigid government databases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the subtle panic in a claimant's voice over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character software begins reading your physical forms automatically.
Month 4
Bots start checking bank data against your verification portals.
Month 8
AI suggests approvals so you just have to click confirm.
Month 12
Automated text agents replace your phone interaction duties entirely.
Month 13 · D-Day
BenefitBot V.8 handles all intake and approval without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.02 seconds
Average claim processing speed
0 percent
Empathy levels detected
14 percent
Human error rate
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