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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour pelvis movement is proprietary data that our servers have already cached.
Blue Suede Shoes wearer (unintentionally off-key).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Uncanny valley never looked so good.
help!youAI▸ KINGBOT ULTRA-V▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect hologram of 1968 leather suit
Performing song sets and mimicking signature dance moves for audiences. You keep the jumpsuit, we keep the job.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sweat authentically while forgetting the words to 'Hound Dog'.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Sensors map your hip swivel and lip curl in 8K.
Month 4
AI models mimic your cadence and that specific growl.
Month 10
The first flicker-free projections replace the need for stages.
Month 18
Sensors adjust setlists based on crowd eye-tracking data.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine takes the stage and never breaks character.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.02 milliseconds
Lip curl latency
4.2 billion
Jumpsuit sequins lost
zero
Accidental hip dislocations
Your severance
Two fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
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