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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a very expensive keyboard extension for a chat bot.
Meat-based interface for LLM output streams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The final link between logic and delivery
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pipes model output directly into your inbox
You copy and paste AI responses into email clients. Your job is a glorified Ctrl+C.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the lingering shame when the AI hallucinates a professional lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your inbox connects directly to a model endpoint.
Week 7
Emails are saved as drafts before you even see them.
Month 3
You stop editing and start just clicking approve.
Month 5
The AI starts sending mail without checking with you.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked for cost-saving measures.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
450ms
Human latency in ms
20ms
AI latency in ms
12
Errors per thousand
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the premium API tier.
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