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Will AI replace Email Marketer jobs? · Latest report #46fyzqg8
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour personalized newsletter is just a glorified math equation for boredom.
Professional inbox intruder and subject line abuser.
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Send everything to everyone without reading it.
nom.you▸ SPAM-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes click-through rates while you sleep
You draft automated email sequences and obsess over open rates. You segment mailing lists to annoy the right people.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still write a subject line that humans feel slightly less guilty ignoring.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software starts writing your subject lines using data.
Week 9
Algorithms automatically sort your audience lists by behavior.
Month 3
Generative models produce all the email copy instantly.
Month 4
Analytics platforms start managing campaigns without human input.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the mail client is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
12 percent
Average open rate
40000
Emails per day
0 percent
Human joy remaining
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own unsubscribe page.
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