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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell glorified spellcheck for people who already hate reading emails.
Managing email templates, one over-priced subscription at a time.
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Automated strategy without the quarterly board meetings.
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You manage software that polices corporate email templates and compliance guardrails. You spend your life justifying subscription pricing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to shareholders with the perfect amount of unearned, performative confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify which template rules humans actually follow.
Month 4
Code guardrails move from manual review to automated real-time enforcement.
Month 8
An algorithm starts delivering the quarterly earnings call updates.
Month 13
Self-service procurement portals replace your entire enterprise sales team.
Month 18 · D-Day
The platform runs itself and you are gracefully made redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
3 minutes
Average pivot velocity
100%
Board meeting boredom
Zero
Template compliance failure
Your severance
A one-month LinkedIn subscription to signal your pivot.
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