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October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYou preserve the dead, but our machines preserve the profit margins.
Artisan of the afterlife, guardian of the cooling room.
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Final rest, fully automated, zero mess.
splat.you▸ THANATO-FIX 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
saturates tissues with perfect chemical precision
You perform arterial injections and cavity aspiration to slow decomposition. You handle remains with clinical precision and chemicals.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a gentle touch when adjusting a tie for a final viewing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors track fluid levels to optimize chemical usage.
Month 9
Guided arms handle the arterial insertion process with stability.
Year 2.4
Vacuum systems remove cavity fluids without human intervention.
Year 3.5
Vision models instruct machines on facial reconstruction and makeup.
Year 5 · D-Day
The mortuary cell functions entirely without biological input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.8%
4 units
Average bodies per day
100 percent
Formaldehyde exposure risk
3 hours
Average restoration time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium lavender-scented soap.
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