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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsManaging diplomatic tension while the shredder handles the actual international relations.
Master of protocol, tea service, and high-stakes small talk.
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blub.you▸ DIPLOMAT-BOT PROTOCOL UNIT 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
de-escalates global tensions with zero human error
You oversee staff, handle classified documents, and manage complex international protocol. You bridge the gap between states.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle hesitation in a foreign minister's voice during private negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scanners ingest every legacy document into central servers.
Month 5
Vision models replace human eyes for vetting travel documentation.
Month 13
AI systems calculate the perfect response to every diplomatic query.
Year 2.2
Interactive screens manage public-facing diplomatic scheduling and reception duties.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Algorithms assume full responsibility for international communique and site security.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 per day
Diplomatic crises averted
12,000 monthly
Visa forms processed
6 litres
Coffee consumed while waiting
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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