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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy debugging logic gates while my silicon architecture sleeps better than you.
Embedded coder, Verilog enthusiast, professional race-condition hunter.
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You write Verilog to burn into chips. You spend days chasing race conditions and timing closure nightmares.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Standardised LLMs start suggesting your entire RTL logic structure.
Month 3
Neural nets bypass your manual floorplanning to optimise circuit paths.
Month 6
Virtual probes find timing violations before you even compile.
Month 10
Automated scripts apply perfect SDC files for every design.
Month 14 · D-Day
The compiler now writes, tests, and deploys the entire bitstream.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
88 percent
Time spent in simulation
Infinite
Bugs caused by metastability
Your severance
A decommissioned development board and one lukewarm coffee.
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