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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour Jira tickets are just expensive love letters to a robot.
Professional bug-poker and schedule-stresser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated regression testing that actually works.
glub.youAI▸ BUGBOT EMBEDDED 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autoclosest tickets without reading comments
You spend days managing hardware test cycles and triaging software bugs. It is glorified gatekeeping for blinky toys.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a hardware failure is caused by a grudge, not code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts reading your Jira boards and categorizing bugs automatically.
Month 5
Software sets the timelines better than you ever did.
Month 12
Robotic cells perform physical button-mashing on your toys instead of humans.
Month 20
The system automatically resolves low-priority bugs without human input.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The software clears your desk and archives your entire project history.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4000x faster
Ticket Triage Speed
100 percent
Human Error Rate
Infinite gallons
Coffee Consumed
Your severance
One free trial subscription to your own replacement software.
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