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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour C code is a legacy artifact, and I am the fossilization.
Master of memory leaks and pointer arithmetic nightmares.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time logic without the human latency.
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patches kernel drivers while you sleep
You write low-level drivers for precision optics hardware. You debug race conditions in real-time motion control systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically sense when a specific servo motor timing is slightly off-beat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent reads your repo to map every function call.
Month 5
Refactoring bots rewrite your complex pointers into safe memory wrappers.
Month 10
Digital twins of your machines test code faster than silicon chips.
Month 15
The logic control unit pushes updates directly to the optic controller.
Month 22 · D-Day
The machine takes over, and your keyboard is officially decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per bug
100 percent
Code review fatigue
Infinite pain
Legacy hardware support
Your severance
A commemorative binary file of your last pull request.
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