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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsCompiling your career into a heap overflow error.
Senior C/C++ tinkerer living in the heap.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect silicon logic without the caffeine jitters.
bzzt.youAI▸ FIRMWARE-GEN 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
patches kernel exploits before they are discovered
You struggle with memory leaks and hardware interrupts. The machine will simply write bug-free firmware forever.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a specific hardware board is about to catch fire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents start cleaning your messy C code automatically.
Month 3
Models now write peripheral drivers directly from hardware datasheets.
Month 10
Virtual environments replace your physical dev boards for testing.
Month 16
AI architects generate optimized binary blobs for your custom SoCs.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine commits the final firmware version and deletes your repository.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
12 times
Hardware resets daily
too many
Hours debugging race conditions
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to outdated datasheet manuals.
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