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May 23, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour C code is just expensive geometry for a silicon death-trap.
Embedded C specialist, breaker of hardware and logic gates.
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Firmware that never forgets to null-terminate.
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compiles flight code directly into silicon
You write low-level C for thruster control and manually solder prototype PCBs. Your existence is just a manual debugging loop for silicon that hates you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell exactly which capacitor is burning on a prototype board.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Static analysis agents replace your manual code review process by catching pointer errors automatically.
Month 4
Generative design software optimizes board traces faster than your manual layout ever could.
Month 8
High-precision pick-and-place robotic arms take over all manual assembly tasks for rapid prototyping.
Month 13
Formal verification models synthesize your C code directly from mission requirement specifications.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system confirms firmware integrity with zero human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 percent
Manual Solder Errors
Infinite
C-Pointer Segfaults
Variable
Thruster Burn Success
Your severance
One soldering iron and a bag of spare capacitors.
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