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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Embedded Team Lead jobs? · Latest report #9weed6xt
Your job has an expiration date
May 28, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Jira tickets are now being written by a cold function.
Gatekeeping the bootloader and hoarding legacy header files.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Architecting hardware logic without the human ego.
help!youAI▸ FIRMWAREFLOW V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes register allocation during your sleep
You manage C codebases for microcontrollers and argue over hardware abstraction layers. The machine does it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically troubleshoot why the logic analyzer triggered a ghost signal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts flagging every style deviation in your pull requests.
Month 3
Virtual environments replace the physical hardware you currently hoard.
Month 8
Vision models write low-level C code faster than you can type.
Month 13
Algorithms optimize your delivery roadmap without needing your permission.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is silently revoked by a script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4.2 cups
Coffee per bug fix
18 hours
Time spent in meetings
0.04 percent
Documentation read rate
Your severance
A decommissioned development board and one stale muffin.
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