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January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsYou are building the very guillotine that will eventually execute your career.
Pitching investors on hardware that barely survives a demo.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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secures funding rounds in ten seconds
You pitch VCs on hardware-software integration while burning runway on expensive robot prototypes and recruitment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look an investor in the eye and lie about the robot's battery life.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate and test thousands of pitch decks per hour.
Month 3
Algorithms identify and cold-email investors with perfect, data-backed ROI metrics.
Month 6
Smart contracts handle all incorporation and equity distribution without human oversight.
Month 10
Cloud-based simulation replaces physical prototyping with high-fidelity physics environments.
Month 15 · D-Day
The AI startup board replaces its founder with an optimized execution loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
200k USD
Burn rate per month
0.02 percent
Probability of exit
110 weekly
Unpaid overtime hours
Your severance
A one-way ticket to your next failed seed round.
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