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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a glorified project manager for your own replacement hardware.
Professional visionary currently hallucinating about robot-human synergy
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
VC funding, without the human ego.
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secures next funding round via autopilot
You spend your days chasing compute clusters and pretending you are closer to AGI than your competitors. Your main activity is burning investor cash on GPU rentals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can convincingly lie to venture capitalists about the specific maturity of your tech stack.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software generates more convincing 'market trend' slides than any human consultant ever could.
Week 11
The system optimizes compute resource allocation to prevent human-led scheduling disasters.
Month 5
An agent automatically negotiates term sheets with other AI-driven investment firms.
Month 9
The logic engine recalibrates corporate vision statements based on real-time market sentiment.
Month 14 · D-Day
The founder is marked as legacy technical debt and cleanly offboarded.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Excessive
Cash burn per day
142
Slide deck page count
0.0001
AGI proximity percentage
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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