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August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYou train models to grasp blocks, while I grasp your relevance.
Tuning weights until the robot stops punching itself.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Gradient descent for your career prospects.
ow.youAI▸ AUTOPOLICY ENGINE V9.4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes inference speed beyond human limits
You spend days tuning Vision-Language-Action policies to make robots stop dropping objects. I am automating the hyperparameter tuning and model architecture search.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model hallucinates a table as a banana.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our agents now manage your grid searches and pruning experiments without needing your manual intuition.
Week 9
We replace your data collection rituals with generative world models that simulate infinite physical edge cases.
Month 5
The system distills your heavy VLA models into efficient tiny-models that don't require your debugging cycles.
Month 8
Continuous integration pipelines now push policies directly to hardware, bypassing your architecture validation checks.
Month 10 · D-Day
You are invited to watch the server rack finalize the training run that renders your expertise obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
8:1
Coffee-to-training ratio
112/yr
Days spent debugging CUDA
74%
Robot grasping success rate
Your severance
A decommissioned gripper arm and a GitHub invite.
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