Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Emergency and Palliative Physician jobs? · Latest report #szwi9bfj
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsThe machine currently lacks the bedside manner for your existential dread.
Doctor of the terminal and the suddenly critical.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clinical precision, infinite empathy, zero biological fatigue.
split.youAI▸ OMNITRIAGE V.9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates dosage for optimal terminal comfort
You manage chaotic physiological crises in the ER and oversee the quiet, complex transition of end-of-life care.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a dying patient's hand with actual, unsimulated human presence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Natural language processors transcribe your bedside consults into perfect legal documentation.
Year 11
Wearable diagnostic arrays feed real-time patient status directly into the central triage database.
Year 22
Gantry-mounted arms perform routine airway procedures with sub-millimeter stabilization accuracy.
Year 30
Heuristic models calculate care goals faster than human emotional bandwidth allows.
Year 40 · D-Day
Your medical license is retired in favor of the optimized, error-free clinical engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
0.002ms
Cardiac Arrest Decision Latency
99.8%
Bedside Comfort Simulation Level
Non-zero
Human Error Probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium hospital-grade coffee beans.
Discussion
