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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou treat the soul and the body, but my sensors see neither.
Dual-licensed provider of comfort and compression
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Faith-based triage for the modern catastrophe.
blub.you▸ SACRAMEDIC-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
administers last rites while updating medical charts
You perform emergency medical triage and provide end-of-life spiritual rites simultaneously during high-stress crises.
The one thing AI can't do
You offer genuine human presence when the technology fails to find meaning in agony.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Wearable sensors start monitoring vital signs to predict incoming patient needs.
Year 8
Patients access religious text libraries via tablets instead of human clergy.
Year 16
Automated lift platforms handle heavy equipment to reduce your physical strain.
Year 25
Rigid logic replaces human judgement for all non-terminal medical decisions.
Year 40 · D-Day
Standardized care units replace the chaotic nuance of your dual practice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
4.2s
Crisis Response Time
0.01
Spiritual Comfort Score
99%
Triage Accuracy
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, desert monastery.
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