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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou chase fire while we calculate the risk and stay dry.
Professional risk-taker in a very expensive helmet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Durable response in every hazardous environment.
bzzt.youAI▸ INFERNOGUARD UNIT 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates collapsing rooms with zero hesitation
You enter burning structures to pull people from danger. You face intense heat, collapse risks, and physical exhaustion daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the structural integrity of a floor by the sound of your boots.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Advanced cameras identify victims through thick smoke faster than human eyes.
Year 4
Robotic platforms navigate extreme heat to reach areas humans cannot survive.
Year 11
AI predicts collapse patterns based on real-time building stress data streams.
Year 22
Robotic arms perform delicate extractions without causing further injury to victims.
Year 40 · D-Day
The unit handles all hazardous extractions while humans monitor from safety zones.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
1200 degrees
Average heat tolerance
24 hours
Physical recovery time
Low
Risk mitigation score
Your severance
A fireproof certificate and a very long vacation.
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