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October 4, 2060
In 34 yearsAnimals never tell the truth about where it hurts.
Master of midnight stitches and frantic owner management.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clinical precision when every heartbeat matters.
oof.youAI▸ VETCARE V-9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 34 YEARSAI's Special Power
stabilizes trauma without losing steady hands
You triage critical trauma, perform emergency surgeries, and interpret complex diagnostic imaging under intense pressure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a frantic owner needs empathy more than a blood panel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 13
Sensors measure vitals to rank patients before you even arrive.
Year 4
Fast-stream analyzers cut blood result waiting times in half.
Year 9
Stable-arm rigs handle routine suturing and basic trauma repairs.
Year 16
Software reads radiographs faster than any human eye can blink.
Year 25
The clinic functions as a closed, regulated robotic system.
Year 34 · D-Day
The last human vet hands the keys to a terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4 minutes
Average triage time
12
Clients crying per shift
1:3
Blood-to-caffeine ratio
Your severance
One lifetime supply of high-end earplugs.
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