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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
March 17, 2028
In 17 monthsYour scripts are just glorified thermometers waiting for a better processor.
Code architect for the atmosphere, currently debugging air.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying pollutants with cold, unfeeling precision.
squeeze.youAI▸ SMOGSENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches production air-monitoring nodes remotely
You automate data pipelines for air quality monitoring. Soon, you will be monitoring your own redundancy pipeline.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the legacy sensor library crashes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent begins mirroring your log processing scripts to verify parity.
Month 4
Direct telemetry ingest bypasses your manual formatting scripts entirely.
Month 8
A neural model resolves your typical edge-case sensor connection errors automatically.
Month 13
The AI handles all regulatory filing without human intervention or oversight.
Month 17 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your role is officially designated as a legacy overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94%
Code base bloat
3 cups
Coffee per deploy
12%
Human error margin
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium air filters.
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