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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour billable hours are now just a CSV file for my processor.
Professional drafter of soul-crushing retirement plan legalese.
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Precision drafting for the compliant firm.
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automates document compliance review in milliseconds
You draft and revise ERISA-compliant health and retirement documents. My agents do it faster without billing for the coffee break.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the obscure clause creates liability during a crisis call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Feed your entire library of past contracts into the ingestion engine for semantic pattern recognition.
Month 5
Deploy LLM agents to draft routine responses regarding plan eligibility and basic vesting inquiries.
Month 10
Enable automated crawlers to detect IRS/DOL changes and auto-generate necessary plan amendment drafts.
Month 15
Full-cycle automated generation of complex benefit agreements requiring zero human editorial oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
The firm offboards your access as the system completes the final document review autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
1900/year
Average billable hours
Non-zero
Document error rate
4000x human
AI drafting speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, now irrelevant.
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