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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou automate the feeling of belonging until nobody feels anything at all.
HR professional navigating the corporate labyrinth of feels.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing human happiness with cold hard logic.
brr.you▸ CULTUREBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules mandatory fun for everyone simultaneously
You facilitate morale-boosting events and track performance metrics to keep employees from quitting. Your job is a spreadsheet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care about a coworker's weekend plans without running a sentiment analysis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sentiment analysis engines start scanning your internal chat logs for morale.
Month 6
Algorithm generates development plans based on historical output rather than human potential.
Month 11
Performance reviews are now generated by AI and approved by an auto-responder.
Month 16
A bot coordinates team social events based on optimal productivity gaps.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the bot sends a thank-you note.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 percent
Average burnout mitigation
Low
Happy hour attendance
42
Spreadsheet tabs opened daily
Your severance
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