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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional fun-haver who turns corporate culture into expensive calendar bloat.
Full-time architect of awkward trust-building exercises.
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Automating forced morale, one invite at a time.
split.youAI▸ CULTUREBOT SYNC 3000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules mandatory fun at 4am
You plan ice-breakers and offsite retreats that nobody actually wants to attend.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is actually miserable despite their fake smiles.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI sends emails to capture data without bothering you.
Month 4
Algorithms find meeting slots that maximize employee avoidance.
Month 8
Software picks the cheapest retreat spot automatically.
Month 12
Virtual avatars lead ice-breakers without human fatigue.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system disables your login and sends the final farewell.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
94 percent
Average forced fun annoyance
89 percent
Events ignored by staff
402 messages
Emails sent per event
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-retreat location.
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