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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
August 31, 2027
In 10 monthsConverting your PowerPoint lethargy into a more efficient algorithmic void.
Professional curator of mandatory snooze-fest slide decks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mandatory compliance, zero human interaction.
stretchy.youAI▸ GOVLEARN AUTO-AGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends mandatory re-certification emails every five minutes
You draft curriculum, schedule mandatory workshops, and track attendance for government staff using spreadsheets and internal portals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can uniquely detect when a government department is actively lying about their project completion status.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Bots begin reading your emails to identify mandatory training gaps.
Week 9
Generative models produce training modules faster than any human can.
Month 4
Smart agents take over the management of your broken portals.
Month 7
Software tracks screen time instead of your manual registration lists.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and replaced by automated knowledge delivery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
98 percent
Average slides ignored
48 hours
Compliance email delay
Maximum
Bureaucracy bloat index
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the agency's broken training portal.
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