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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling aerospace careers to engineers who ignore every email you send.
Corporate storyteller, spreadsheet enthusiast, professional LinkedIn lurker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your culture, one targeted ad at a time.
ow.youAI▸ BRANDBOT AERO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blasts personalized hiring ads across every network
You draft LinkedIn posts and coordinate careers fairs to lure talent into a giant aerospace firm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a recruitment pitch feels entirely tone-deaf.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI crawls all existing career site text to mimic your tone.
Month 4
Language models start churning out your weekly LinkedIn posts automatically.
Month 8
Software targets passive candidates with hyper-personalized aerospace career paths.
Month 13
Digital bots run the career fair booths with interactive avatars.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is migrated; the brand now optimizes itself permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
78 percent
Candidate ghosting rate
3 mugs daily
Coffee-to-email ratio
Annual slide
LinkedIn reach decay
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a hollow good luck.
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