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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Employment Adviser jobs? · Latest report #4hqvb4vz
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou curate hope for the hopeless while I curate the algorithm.
Expert at finding light at the end of tunnels.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting the surplus directly to the void.
split.you▸ MATCHMAKER-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 5000 applicants into a rejection pile
You review CVs and coach job seekers. I just match them to roles that don't actually exist.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor in a client's voice when they feel truly discouraged.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
My software starts pulling all your candidate records automatically.
Month 4
Vision models instantly score resumes based on keyword optimization.
Month 8
An AI agent handles all basic client progress check-ins.
Month 14
The system matches candidates to jobs before they even search.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are invited to reapply for your own job as data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per candidate
92 percent
CVs filed in trash
Daily
False hope provided
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a job searching site.
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