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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour years of case law memorization are just one indexing error away.
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filters discovery documents for incriminating patterns
You spend days reviewing case law, drafting motions, and advising clients on complex harassment or retaliation claims.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a settlement offer is clearly insulting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI flags relevant evidence from discovery dumps in seconds.
Month 6
Standard motions are generated by templates based on case law.
Month 15
Virtual assistants screen potential cases for viability and legal merit.
Year 2.2
Algorithms calculate the exact price point to settle disputes.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Human legal analysis is deemed an inefficient, high-liability bottleneck.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
8.5
Billable hours per day
High
Coffee consumption rate
4 hours
Average motion filing time
Your severance
One free trial subscription to your own replacement.
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