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May 30, 2029
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Professional argument generator with a law degree.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing motions faster than you can object.
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files 400 motions before your morning coffee
You draft pleadings, argue motions in court, and handle depositions for workplace disputes. The law is just logic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the judge's subtle facial expressions during a bench trial.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI flags relevant evidence from millions of documents instantly.
Month 6
Software writes your motions using only winning precedent cases.
Month 13
Virtual agents conduct witness questioning with surgical precision.
Month 21
Courts adopt digital filing systems that only bots speak.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The judge replaces your verbal arguments with a data stream.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
99 percent
Billable hours saved
0.02 seconds
Deposition latency
zero
Typo probability
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