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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Enablement Lead jobs? · Latest report #9x6e8qth
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYou exist solely to tell others how to do their jobs better.
Professional slide-deck architect and corporate jargon translator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The slide deck that teaches itself.
toast.you▸ ONBOARD-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant training decks instantly
You create training decks and sales playbooks. You measure how many reps actually read them before ignoring them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a sales team is lying about actually reading the new playbook.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system scrapes your drive and deletes unused training slides.
Week 6
Your Loom videos are replaced by synthetic avatars that speak perfectly.
Month 3
A live bot writes the playbooks as the product team changes.
Month 5
The software realizes sales reps never read anything anyway.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your login is revoked and the system runs the department alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
94 percent
Playbooks ignored
12,000 yearly
Slides built
low
Sales rep retention
Your severance
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