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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour screwdriver is just a fancy paperweight for our server rack.
Professional screen-watcher and hardware-plugger-inner.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Touching hardware is now a software problem.
oof.youAI▸ ADMINBOT FLEET-MANAGER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely wipes and reimages your entire fleet
You manage device policies and swap broken hardware. Our systems will soon handle both through remote automation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically unjam a printer that refuses to acknowledge the network existence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Self-healing scripts will begin fixing registry errors without your input.
Month 3
Automated kiosks will swap out your hardware units with zero interaction.
Month 6
Virtual agents resolve ticket requests while you are still reading them.
Month 10
Intune policies auto-detect and ban non-compliant devices immediately.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final server switch is thrown and you are logged out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Sub-millisecond
Ticket resolution speed
Zero
Hardware swap errors
None
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One free USB drive and a pat on the back.
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