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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace End-User Computer Technician jobs? · Latest report #fzs45z6r
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified reboot button for people who hate reading.
Professional listener of printer-related screaming matches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated problem resolution for the office illiterate.
stretchy.youAI▸ AUTODESK SUPPORT NODE V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
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You troubleshoot printer drivers and reset forgotten passwords all day. You are the human buffer for technical ineptitude.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about not spilling coffee on the keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents ping machines to fix common errors before tickets arise.
Month 5
Users verify identity via biometrics to clear lockouts without your help.
Month 10
Vending machines dispense replacements for broken mice and faulty keyboards.
Month 15
Algorithms detect failing hard drives before they ever crash.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your ticketing software now auto-resolves every issue, rendering you entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 minutes
Average ticket resolution
98 percent
Users restarted unnecessarily
too many
Cables tangled under desks
Your severance
A mousepad that says 'I fixed it' once.
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