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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human bootloader for hardware that eventually self-repairs.
Second-level support for people who forget their own passwords.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total endpoint visibility without the human delay.
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remotely wipes unauthorized drives in seconds
You troubleshoot Mac and Windows software, manage cloud file transfers, and fix office printer connectivity errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about not spilling water on the keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
An agent categorizes and fixes simple password reset requests instantly.
Week 11
Background scripts detect and repair corrupted system drivers without user input.
Month 6
Cloud protocols update themselves to bypass common user transfer errors.
Month 10
Hardware self-configures via IoT discovery so you are no longer needed.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system fully manages the fleet and fires the IT desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
14 minutes
Ticket response lag
4.2
Printer jams per shift
5 per shift
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A decommissioned mouse and a heartfelt LinkedIn reference.
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