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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling plastic tubes to surgeons who already hate your cold coffee.
Surgical accessory enthusiast with a high tolerance for rejection.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you are sleeping.
split.you▸ UROBOT SALES-SYNC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates hospital contracts without blinking
You chase surgeons to push catheters and stents. You attend live cases to hover near the equipment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a surgeon is about to scream at you for being late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors track which stents are pulled from the inventory shelf.
Month 5
Software triggers replenishment orders before the shelf hits zero.
Month 13
Surgeons use high-res AR to inspect devices without your lecture.
Year 1.9
Hospitals switch to AI-driven vendor management systems for all purchases.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The vending machine is locked and you are finally redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Surgeons ignored per day
1100
Cold coffee cups consumed
zero
Stents sold by charm
Your severance
A crate of expired ureteral stents and a handshake.
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