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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day babysitting laptops that already hate their users.
Professional ghost-hunter of local admin rights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total hardware obedience, zero human ticket noise.
squeeze.youAI▸ FLEETPILOT V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces strict compliance policies at lightspeed
You manage device configurations, push security patches, and battle user error across a fleet of company hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why that specific printer is haunted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents quietly monitor every keystroke and system configuration change.
Month 5
System scripts automatically fix broken drivers and patch security holes.
Month 10
Cloud-based deployment portals replace your manual imaging process entirely.
Month 15
Broken devices detect their own failures and trigger automated re-imaging.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system assumes full autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Instant
Ticket resolution speed
Zero
Average device drift
100 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
One legacy laptop and a firm digital handshake.
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