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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou fix individual machines until the network decides you are the bug.
The last line of defense against office-wide incompetence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure for the lazy IT department.
glub.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely wipes every workstation during a blackout
Deploying software images, managing hardware inventories, and diagnosing local connection failures for corporate endpoints.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically crawl under a desk to find why a monitor is unplugged.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts begin patching vulnerabilities without your manual oversight.
Month 5
Sensors report hardware failure before the user complains to you.
Month 10
New devices auto-configure themselves, removing your imaging process entirely.
Month 15
AI detects and repairs connectivity issues faster than you can blink.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final human account is deactivated, ending your troubleshooting career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
2 milliseconds
Ticket resolution time
0.0004 percent
Hardware failure rate
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A decommissioned ethernet cable and a thermal paste tube.
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