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January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsYour cloud desktops are just scripts waiting to be deleted.
Senior AVD specialist (mostly PowerShell, occasionally frustrated)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infrastructure that heals itself without your help.
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patches every endpoint while you are sleeping
You manage Azure Virtual Desktop hosts and image builds. You fix session host registration loops and broken user profiles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the configuration profile failed in a way that makes sense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors identify the exact causes of your daily ticket pile.
Month 4
AI rewrites your manual PowerShell routines into self-correcting logic.
Month 8
Image management systems take over your golden image maintenance.
Month 13
Robotic agents detect and fix host errors before users notice.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
Zero
Number of manual reboots needed
Forever
Days of uptime guaranteed
Your severance
One free cloud-native coffee mug and a thank-you email.
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