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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career ends when the last remote wipe is automated.
Professional cable-untangler and password-reset expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total autonomy for your device fleet.
toast.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely wipes non-compliant hardware
You troubleshoot hardware connectivity and push software patches to company devices. You fix the things that break.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why the VPN crashes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorizes every request without needing a human to triage.
Month 4
Smart agents detect and fix OS errors before you get alerted.
Month 8
Hardware arrives pre-configured and ready to join the network automatically.
Month 13
Systems push global updates silently without human intervention or reboots.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final manual ticket is closed, and you are officially disconnected.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Instant
Ticket resolution speed
14 percent
Human error margin
Too many
Coffee breaks per day
Your severance
Two weeks of access to the retired server room.
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