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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are just a very expensive, slow, and worried chemistry set.
Calculating the precise moment of your career's combustion.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Explosive efficiency, zero human hesitation.
toast.you▸ REACTIONMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates unstable reactions without needing a bunker
You model molecular instability and design the automated production lines that keep those molecules from killing everyone prematurely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit why a mixture feels 'off' before the sensors even trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI generative models propose safer, higher-yield chemical structures instantly.
Month 5
Robotic micro-scale test cells perform thousands of stability trials daily.
Month 13
Factory sensors link directly to AI optimization for real-time control.
Year 1.9
Algorithms prove safety compliance to government boards better than you.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The facility runs itself perfectly without your oversight or hesitation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Zero tolerated
Accidental Detonations
Million per hour
Formula Iterations
100 percent
Human Error Margin
Your severance
One free decontamination shower and a pat on back.
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