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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsA glorified receptionist for utility companies who still thinks voice matters.
Warm-lead warmer and professional utility price chatterer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Negotiating better rates without the small talk.
nom.you▸ SWITCHFLOW AI 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
converts warm leads into signed contracts instantly
Managing warm leads and closing gas and electric contract deals over the phone.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their current rate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters your inbound leads to ignore the low-value ones.
Month 4
Software pulls real-time supplier rates faster than you can type.
Month 8
An AI voice handles the script and verifies the data instantly.
Month 13
Customers click one link to lock in rates without talking.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your phone lines are permanently redirected to our server farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12 percent
Average close rate
44
Human pauses per call
4 cups
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic utility monitor.
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