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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou track quarterly revenue, but the math does it better anyway.
Professional spreadsheet gazer and risk-management enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total market control without the ego.
split.youAI▸ OMNIDIRECTOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers dividends while the grid collapses
You interpret market volatility and make high-level capital investment decisions. Algorithms already have better vision for utility infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to shareholders while the stock price is crashing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors pull real-time energy flow data directly from regional grids.
Month 7
Software identifies infrastructure gaps faster than any human board member.
Month 16
AI-generated lobbying briefs navigate policy changes with perfect legal compliance.
Year 2.2
Bots simulate your personality during calls to keep shareholders blissfully unaware.
Year 3 · D-Day
The algorithm takes the seat and your pay becomes an expense.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Strategic errors per quarter
Two minutes
Board meeting duration
Nanoseconds
Quarterly market adjustment speed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition tax haven.
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