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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate ways to say 'turn it off'.
Professional highlighter of utility bills and office temperature complaints.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time auditing without the billable hours.
split.youAI▸ WATTWATCHER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
identifies power leaks through smart meter patterns
You analyze utility bills and recommend efficiency upgrades. Clients pay you to state the obvious with charts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused board member why the HVAC bill is astronomical.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart agents pull all utility bills directly from the provider portals.
Month 5
Algorithms identify waste faster than your best junior analyst.
Month 11
Custom dashboards replace your slow and manual PDF reporting process.
Month 18
IoT sensors adjust lighting and cooling in real-time, zero human input.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the software manages efficiency autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Unlimited
Spreadsheet rows processed
42%
Human error rate
High
Client confusion factor
Your severance
A PDF guide on how to save electricity.
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