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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour fancy lunch meetings can be replaced by a single math equation.
Professional ink-spiller and spreadsheet whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your latte.
help!youAI▸ TERMBOT NEGOTIATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects contract loopholes in nanoseconds
You draft complex electricity and gas supply contracts for commercial clients. You argue over pricing indices and risk clauses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is bluffing about signing with a competitor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets get uploaded to the cloud for real-time analysis.
Month 5
The AI writes the initial contract drafts based on market trends.
Month 10
Algorithms replace your gut feeling on market price volatility.
Month 15
The bot handles routine counter-offers through secure messaging portals.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system signs the final contract and disconnects your access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
0.0001 percent
Average margin error
1200
Contracts processed per hour
Zero
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
One free smart-meter installation for your home.
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